Issue #1, Summer 96

Producer: SFBMA

Protagonist: Damon

Antagonist: America

Foil: Pamela

Omniscient Narrator: Limor

Pam scopes out Damon's Barbie Car at the Soapbox Derby

Characters: Andrea, Brewski, Bok Choy, Matt Broiler, Eric o' 14th St., Nosmo King, Laurie Landler, Los Cerveceros (Eddy, Kristen, Mike), A.F. McIlroy, Mary McIlroy, Joel Metz, Lance Mitchell, Northern Lights, Todd Rommel (Yakama descent), Carlos Sanchez, Stephanie, Erik Zo, and our wonderful employers without whom we wouldn't know the joys of messenging: John, Judy, Maria, and Stefan.

Q. How many messengers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Six: One to change it and five to tell him how it was really supposed to be done.

< Limor and America do the Dance of Joy after producing such a fine 'zine.