Publisher: SFBMA

Production Crew: Wendy Fallin (Western Messenger), America Meredith (Western Attorney Services), el Spiller (Zap Courier), and Damon "En Vogue King" Votour (King)

Beaucoup Thanks to: Kali Berkowitz, Chris Carlsson, Pamela Consulo, Christopher Hall, Laurie Landler, James MacDonald, A.F. McIlroy, Joel Metz, Mike from Western, Mikey Mitchell, John Nakagawa, Richie, Ronnie R, Lisa Ramsey, Rebecca "Lambchop" Reilly, Lance Schroeder, Maria Schur, Danny Boy Smith, Howard Williams, Eric Wilson, Erik Zo, and the drug-addled mind that barely constitute Anonymous Beef (Eggroll, Robert, & Sam). Cover by America Meredith.

"The sound of a car door opening in front of you is simliar to the sound of a gun being cocked." ­Amy Webster, ex-Western Mess