Mack Back on Sac:
Long Ago on a Ford Galaxy, Eight and a Half Blocks Away...
A species
of pixies and naders (former corporate namp; latter
ralph) apropos G.I. Joes should have killed the corporate vaccu-suck-mouthed
chinkichow. Okay now, send you to the hoosegow. That's right the
fucking now. Boy sour raped 12-year old cow. Moral of the sentence:
should have made the point moot now kill it then! Where
youse paging now na na now. But I digress...Why you chose to plagiarize instead of just come over and asked the speed-testing out of control guys? Just how much is your worth (at this time it is measured in grams)? Why the pretty white yuppie bitch wants to make off with Fatty Arbuckle and an oreo joke thing, man?
Test subject #3 to test subject #38: You know a 12-pack of Schaffer and would have bought the thing lock, stock, and barrel of laughs. We could have even thrown in a keg of kid fucking specials for a pack of Camel straights and six potatoes!
This just in: The Zodiac Killer
just found his medallion so he won't be taking no more crap from
screamin' Dean Allen, not for that kind of bullshit money. No
fucking way. On a lighter note, fuck those kids-they weren't going
to live forever. I'm going to be rooting for Tim McVeigh, zookie
socky zookie socky for the white O.J. But the other dude, what's
his name? WHO CARES. The reason being: If I told someone "Hey, I got a neat idea, why don't you take this AK-15 and this case of ammo and drive this car over to Grace Cathedral this Sunday and kill as many stupid suckers as you can," what would you say? "Mr. X, claim credit"? Well, that would be the same as me saying, "Mr. X, don't shit your pants," or claiming that I saved Your social life.