Guess The Zo

Well, gang, it's time for another crazy bout of Guess the Zo. Last time it was pretty easy, although I thought that Kali would carry glue in her bag for tires or something. The crap that our lateset mystery rider hauls around on a daily basis should give you a chance to flex those gigantic brains of yours. The first person to guess right will receive a beer of their choice from yours truly, the Spiller. Good luck.

 pocket knife
2 patches
bandana
napkins
manifest
screwdriver & other tools
Dokken hat
drumsticks
markers/pens
knee brace
directory of physicans
cigars
lightning bolt reflector
ibuprofen/bengay
Black Sabbath PIn
beanie
millions of plastic bags
Drummer magazine
notebook
sewing kit
lip balm
rain gear
t-shirt, socks
blue sweater
woman-shaped air freshner
tape measure
batteries
asdress book
chain lube
extra bolts



WORD! Puzzle

Hey, kids! Can you match the silly name with the real brand name of these S.F. messenger companies? You have two minutes... (hint -- some are mentioned more than once) -Paul K.

1. Lots o' wrecks
2. PO!
3. Soda Biscuit
4. Buggery Boys
5. Less Earned
6. Yaneverknow
7. Sick Slacker
8. No Talent Escort Service
9. Foreplay
10. Drug Test
11. Cheap Ass Ho
12. Peckerhead
13. Tickle me Alpha -- Just because they're SO DAMNED CUTE
14. No Fun
15. Heiny Sex
16. Under Duress
17. No Diñero
18. AMSCRAY!
19. Crusty the Clown
20. 'FACED!
21. Mañana
22. 2 Damnslo
23.Sacklicker
24.I Think Not
25.Wooden Stake
26.Rubbery Joint
27.Don't gimme no shit.
28.The Itchy and Scratchy Show
29.Theocracy
30.Shutyeryap
31.Carnal Excess
32.Hammerthrow
33.Putos
34.New Dad
35.I do thee annoint.
36.I'm pulling you Alpha that tag.
37. Just say no.
38.Chronically depressed
39.BITE ME!
40.B.F.D.
41.Yodeling in the gully
42.DINGBAT
43.Economically Underutilised
44.Those FUCKING


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