Well, gang, it's time for another crazy bout of Guess the Zo. Last time it was pretty easy, although I thought that Kali would carry glue in her bag for tires or something. The crap that our lateset mystery rider hauls around on a daily basis should give you a chance to flex those gigantic brains of yours. The first person to guess right will receive a beer of their choice from yours truly, the Spiller. Good luck.
| pocket knife 2 patches bandana napkins manifest screwdriver & other tools Dokken hat drumsticks markers/pens knee brace |
directory of physicans cigars lightning bolt reflector ibuprofen/bengay Black Sabbath PIn beanie millions of plastic bags Drummer magazine notebook sewing kit |
lip balm rain gear t-shirt, socks blue sweater woman-shaped air freshner tape measure batteries asdress book chain lube extra bolts |
Hey, kids! Can you match the silly name with the real brand name of these S.F. messenger companies? You have two minutes... (hint -- some are mentioned more than once) -Paul K.
| 1. Lots o' wrecks 2. PO! 3. Soda Biscuit 4. Buggery Boys 5. Less Earned 6. Yaneverknow 7. Sick Slacker 8. No Talent Escort Service 9. Foreplay 10. Drug Test 11. Cheap Ass Ho 12. Peckerhead 13. Tickle me Alpha -- Just because they're SO DAMNED CUTE 14. No Fun 15. Heiny Sex 16. Under Duress 17. No Diñero 18. AMSCRAY! 19. Crusty the Clown 20. 'FACED! 21. Mañana 22. 2 Damnslo |
23.Sacklicker 24.I Think Not 25.Wooden Stake 26.Rubbery Joint 27.Don't gimme no shit. 28.The Itchy and Scratchy Show 29.Theocracy 30.Shutyeryap 31.Carnal Excess 32.Hammerthrow 33.Putos 34.New Dad 35.I do thee annoint. 36.I'm pulling you Alpha that tag. 37. Just say no. 38.Chronically depressed 39.BITE ME! 40.B.F.D. 41.Yodeling in the gully 42.DINGBAT 43.Economically Underutilised 44.Those FUCKING |