| Name: | Janine Penticuff |
| Bikes: | an Ibis that she built herself (Neferetiti Smurf) |
| Quote: | "All ashore that coming ashore." - Real McKenzies |
| Greatest Loss: | going clipless |
| Favorite Drink: | whaddaya got? |
| Sign: | Cancer |
| Cats: | childhood cats: Plomo, Cheyenne, and Moko |
Janine is a rare San Francisco native. She works at a machinist at the Exploratorium and kicks ass on her new Ibis. She sometimes operates as a double-agent for Team Satan, but we forgive her because we all know where she's going to end up in the end!