Ever noticed how you only get flats when you don't have a patch kit or a pump? Ever wondered why? It's because your bike is aware of your unpreparedness, and is responding to the disharmony in your psyche... To repair your bike, you must look at all the psychic forces in the bike's environment.

First you must examine your bicyle's aura...
A good way to senstive your self is inhale a lot of solvents in an enclosed space.

 Does you chain break frequently? It's not wearing out ­ it's a victim of a curse! Next time lube your chain with carlic oil to repel the Undead*.

*Folks who don't know the lyrics to "Dark Star"

Positive Affirmations to say
for your bike every morning

I am tuned, aligned, and lubed.

I move with the grace of the Cormorant.

I am as light as a moth.

Pigeons flee my path.

Cars cannot touch me!

I will fear no broken glass.