Dear Lee,

How you do?

By the way, how much money does your gang have? Hum, well I don't think it could be more than us 10,000 lepracons. Us little people won't stand for Amazon women degrading us or trying to make us inferior to huge women with only one tit.

I also wish to state that us little people are too intelagent and tricky to have huge (tall) women wtih orange rags to sneak up on us. Even if you did sneak up on us you couldn't kill us.

Sincerely,
David Burger
President of Leprecon

[sic, very very sic]